What I want in a Man...

[Stephanie]

What I Want In A Man!



What I Want in a Man, Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)



1. Breathing






2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

[Guest]

Man, I am going to have to wait until I reach 72 years old for anyone to take me. I am ONLY 24! Seriously, though.

[vbhoutex]

So what do you have Stephanie?

[Stephanie]

So what do you have Stephanie?

He's breathing....







J/K!!! - I'd say Marty matches the 32 year old list.

[coriolis]

That list needs to be adapted to "what I want in a woman."

[feederband]

That list needs to be adapted to "what I want in a woman."

Yeah... I only have 2 things that I need in a women ...Can you guess them... ?

[GrimReaper]

hmmmm... judging by your avatar... sex wax and sex?

[Stephanie]

That list needs to be adapted to "what I want in a woman."

I was waiting for one of you "gentlemen" to do that!

GrimReaper -

[j]

Ok..here it is:

What Men Want In A Woman

When I was in Jr. High, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts.

In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!

[Stephanie]

I KNEW I could count on you j!!!!

[Brent]

This thread is a riot...

GrimReaper-LOL!

[Pburgh]

j

Hey Stephanie, I'm 60 so I really had to laugh at the 62 year old list!!!!

[feederband]

Well reaper is close to one of the 2 quality's

[CaptinCrunch]

Ok..here it is:

What Men Want In A Woman

When I was in Jr. High, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts.

In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!

I sent it to my wife She replied with "I guess you got what you wanted"

[CaptinCrunch]

I sent the 1st post to my wife.

Wife replied with what she has at present.

What I have in a Man at 37.

1. Nice looking
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Witty, sometimes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach, Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves some weekends

[Stephanie]

:D j

Hey Stephanie, I'm 60 so I really had to laugh at the 62 year old list!!!!

It's amazing what we "settle" for as we get older, huh?? (Yes, men too!).

[Dee Bee]

Well, as an old broad of 55, I'd say these lists have been right on target so far...!

[Swimdude]

It's so nice to watch people older than myself laugh at themselves. Don't kill me...

I never went through the "all-I-want-is-a-girl-with-large-breasts-phase."

I've found quite a decent girlfriend for the moment; and we're happy. I guess that's all that matters. If you honestly want a list from me, here it is...

1. Has a working memory; can remember important things.
2. Isn't frighteningly emotional. Anything else is fine.
3. Knows when to back off.
4. Can help with my Physics homework.
5. Understands that i'm not the best looking person in the world, but keeps it to herself.
6. Preferrably Christian.
7. Loves to love.
8. Gets in contact when she claims that she will. This goes with number one.
9. Understands that guys aren't perfect; but they aren't either.

And i'll eventually want someone who wants kids.