This is a joke.. NOT SERIOUS

[Josephine96]

BULLETIN IMMEDIATE BROADCAST
HURRICANE ALERT
NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
1220 AM MON JULY 11TH 2005

Due to the increased # of 2005 storms, the NHC has decided to end hurricane season on 8/1. Thus to hopefully stop the record # of storms apparent.

Also, for Max Mayfield needs some sleep and needs to regrow some of the hairs that were pulled out from Dennis and Cindy.

If a hurricane forms, please don't panic and watch it on satellites and try to figure out your own forecast

sorry couldn't resist it {my own joke this whole thing btw}

[WeatherEmperor]

woooow that would be insane! Citizens coming up with their OWN forecasts? One word: disaster!!!

<RICKY>

[Josephine96]

LOL true

[joseph01]

Or...Florida Govenor Jeb Bush has decided to unhinge the state from the southern U.S. and reattach it to the coast of Canada somewhere for a few seasons. That way, the insurance companies don't go bankrupt, Max can regrow some hair, and the state can at least finish reconstruction from the hurricane damage last year, before allowing another hurricane season.

[THead]

If a hurricane forms, please don't panic and watch it on satellites and try to figure out your own forecast

Frederick1979 will love this!!

[joseph01]

If a hurricane forms, please don't panic and watch it on satellites and try to figure out your own forecast

Frederick1979 will love this!!

God, he's famous already!

[rainydaze]

Picture this:

Max Mayfield on TV. What hair he has left is dishelved and sticking up in wierd places, his eyes looking all crazy...he's pointing to the hurricane on satallite......he says: "This is another Hurricane people, it's going to hit Florida...get over it!"

Jeb Bush at his 9th Hurricane news conference in less than a year......
"Aw F*%K it, everybody move."

[themusk]

Or...Florida Govenor Jeb Bush has decided to unhinge the state from the southern U.S. and reattach it to the coast of Canada somewhere for a few seasons.

He should have checked first to find out what often curves around and hits those parts of Canada which stick out into the Atlantic.

Hurricanes in summer. Noreasters in winter. 'bergs in the spring, with plenty of fog. I think Floridians would just as soon stay put

[joseph01]

Or...Florida Govenor Jeb Bush has decided to unhinge the state from the southern U.S. and reattach it to the coast of Canada somewhere for a few seasons.

He should have checked first to find out what often curves around and hits those parts of Canada which stick out into the Atlantic.

Hurricanes in summer. Noreasters in winter. 'bergs in the spring, with plenty of fog. I think Floridians would just as soon stay put

Perhaps, but look at the bright side. The use of the term "eh" at the end of every sentence might overwhelm and replace the southern drawl, and hockey might take over as the number one sport, ahead of mudslinging.

[tropical]

Canada wouldn't take him.

[NFLnut]

Or...Florida Govenor Jeb Bush has decided to unhinge the state from the southern U.S. and reattach it to the coast of Canada somewhere for a few seasons. That way, the insurance companies don't go bankrupt, Max can regrow some hair, and the state can at least finish reconstruction from the hurricane damage last year, before allowing another hurricane season.

Yours gets my vote. I have had two new roofs in two years. I would like the insurance company to not have to pay for a third. I'm so ready to be done with subcontractors!!

[joseph01]

Or...Florida Govenor Jeb Bush has decided to unhinge the state from the southern U.S. and reattach it to the coast of Canada somewhere for a few seasons. That way, the insurance companies don't go bankrupt, Max can regrow some hair, and the state can at least finish reconstruction from the hurricane damage last year, before allowing another hurricane season.

Yours gets my vote. I have had two new roofs in two years. I would like the insurance company to not have to pay for a third. I'm so ready to be done with subcontractors!!

I hear you. I finally broke down and reroofed it myself this time. Metal roofing, and a better job. Saved a lot of money too.

[CentralFlGal]

Picture this:

Jeb Bush at his 9th Hurricane news conference in less than a year......
"Aw F*%K it, everybody move."

You just know he's thinking it!

[Jim Cantore]

A meeting of the U.S government has voted in a landslide to sell Florida back to spain to save the 50 billion dollars a year they are spending to fix the thing

[EDR1222]

Picture this:

Jeb Bush at his 9th Hurricane news conference in less than a year......
"Aw F*%K it, everybody move."

You just know he's thinking it!

[boca]

funny funny funny

[gkrangers]

Wow I thought that was serious. Thanks for the comforting disclaimers.

[boca]

gkrangers yah right, your fuuny too.

[Swimdude]

Wow I thought that was serious. Thanks for the comforting disclaimers.

::Smells sarcasm::

[NCHurricane]

A meeting of the U.S government has voted in a landslide to sell Florida back to spain to save the 50 billion dollars a year they are spending to fix the thing