Female vs. Male Prayers (Just for Laughs)

[Dee Bee]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who isn't a creep:
One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
One who'll listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I also pray he's well employed,
And, if I'm late for a date, won't be annoyed.
He'll pull out my chair, open my door,
Massage my feet, and beg to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Who knows how to answer "How big is my behind?"
I pray for a man who will love without end,
I pray for a lover and very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a big bust, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a darn.
Amen.