A Woman's Prayer

sunny · #1 Postby **sunny** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:49 pm

Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man
Love, to forgive him and
Patience, for his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength
I'll just beat him to death.

yoda · #2 Postby **yoda** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:39 pm

A nice poem... now just don't beat me! :eek:

sunny · #3 Postby **sunny** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:40 pm

lol Yoda!!

Swimdude · #4 Postby **Swimdude** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:01 pm

Dear Lord, I pray for:
A cave, to hide for a week each month
A nice couch, for when i'm kicked out of the bedroom
Patience, because she has more moods than I do
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
That involves closing my eyes,
And she'll beat me in the process.

Amen.

Website · #5 Postby **Brent** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:29 pm

sunny wrote:Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man
Love, to forgive him and
Patience, for his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength
I'll just beat him to death.

Sometimes I feel that way about women. :roll:

Website · #6 Postby **Brent** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:30 pm

Swimdude wrote:Dear Lord, I pray for:
A cave, to hide for a week each month
A nice couch, for when i'm kicked out of the bedroom
Patience, because she has more moods than I do
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
That involves closing my eyes,
And she'll beat me in the process.

Amen.

sunny · #7 Postby **sunny** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:03 am

David, you are coaching swimdude again, aren't you?!!!

#8 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:50 am

sunny wrote:David, you are coaching swimdude again, aren't you?!!!

Quick learner isn't her?!!!! :lol:

#9 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:51 am

Swimdude wrote:Dear Lord, I pray for:
A cave, to hide for a week each month
A nice couch, for when i'm kicked out of the bedroom
Patience, because she has more moods than I do
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
That involves closing my eyes,
And she'll beat me in the process.

Amen.

JenBayles · #10 Postby **JenBayles** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:47 am

I tell ya Sunny - I'm gettin real worried here. REAL worried.

:crazyeyes:

sunny · #11 Postby **sunny** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:52 am

JenBayles wrote:I tell ya Sunny - I'm gettin real worried here. REAL worried.

No way, Jen!! We can handle these guys - piece of cake!

Swimdude · #12 Postby **Swimdude** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:08 am

Hehe gotcha. I thought that was pretty good myself... And as for that training... We'll keep it a secret to whether that's even occuring or not. :roll:

sunny · #13 Postby **sunny** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:09 am

TOO LATE!! I know David is in on the training, and I have my suspicions about Bill having a hand in it, too

Swimdude · #14 Postby **Swimdude** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:10 am

If only I knew who Bill was... :lol:

sunny · #15 Postby **sunny** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:11 am

Swimdude wrote:If only I knew who Bill was...

Streetsoldier!

Swimdude · #16 Postby **Swimdude** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:13 am

Ahem... I knew that. :sprinkler:

sunny · #17 Postby **sunny** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:15 am

lol - okay!

But you ARE still young, so there is hope yet :cheesy:

Swimdude · #18 Postby **Swimdude** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:18 am

Wow, my first thought when I saw that was, "But what does that say for you?" But that's not very nice, so I take it back. 8-)

sunny · #19 Postby **sunny** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:20 am

See, you are a quick study - I am impressed!

Rule #1 - the woman is always right.

Swimdude · #20 Postby **Swimdude** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:28 am

Where did I say you were wrong?

*Looks around*

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