Ultralite update.....its the twilight zone revisited!

[Guest]

Well folks finally was able to get this ultralite back in the air. Our good friends the chinamen rigged us up with a rocket on our plane, you know they are good at making fireworks. Well after an explosive lifoff we were well on our way to what is to become Cindy. We started out on a heading for the moon until our rocket leveled out and lost propulsion. We lucked out though, a 747 was on similar course and we hitched a ride on the wing. Now heres where it gets tricky. Jr and I were wearing our thick coats and oxygen mask and decided to get out and find a tap to pull some fuel off this big bird, so we could get back on track. As Jr was up on the wing trying to peel back the fuel panel a gentleman in a business suit was banging on his window, screaming and such. Fortunately, the people onboard was able to subdue him and put him in a straight jacket. Thank God, he was about to expose our plot to get fuel. Well we are back on track now, gonna enter the storm north Cuba to southwest through the center to Belize. Stay Tuned.... By the way Jr says he thinks the 2 cases of tampons we brought to try and kill this thing had already swelled due to all the clouds we had flown threw on the trip down. Quess we will have to switch to plan "B"

[sweetpea]

LMAO what are you on???????

[Radar]

Frederic, It would be interesting to know what government agency you are with, as our tax payers money may be funding this flight of fancy and I'm alittle perturbed at the thought of Jr throwing away MY hard earned money on beer instead of fuel. Bad enough that we have other government officials throwing away our money on wine, women and Cuban cigars. Now we have a redneck ultralite running amuck in the tropics and a half crazed businessman in a straight jacket running loose... Yep this is gonna be a hurricane season for us all to remember!


Keep us posted with the Ultralite updates, we need the comic relief..

[CentralFlGal]

Dear ultralite dude,

I know your Cindy recon mission had its ups and downs (and two interesting "forms" in the Gulf that, ahem, grabbed your attention), but are you considering taking a dip into Dennis anytime soon?

[bevgo]

Take disposable diapers to dennis. They are more absorbent than tampons, LOL

I love your updates--keep them comming

[Guest]

Folks, I appreciate your concerns, but please pray for Jr. When I lost him down off Cuba I had no idea he would be captured by a community of Bay of Pigs loyalist. They are threatening to..... well you know... well maybe you do if you've seen the movie Deliverance staring Burt Reynolds. Lets just say unfortunately I've heard Jr squeal like a pig, but he was with his woman then. They sent a video of Jr and it was clear he had been nearly 4 days without beer, as his eyes wer no longer dialated. We lost the ultralite but am working on using a hover craft. Please let Jr hold on, he cant make it many more days without some beef jerky and suds. More updates to come, wee gonna meet Dennis the Menace headon.