A Genius

[Guest]

(sorry for poor translation)

An italian guy enter a bank in New York, asking for a loan of 5.000usd.
He justify the loan saying he must go back to Italy for a couple of weeks.
The employee informs the guy that the bank normally requests some guarantees "no problem" say the italian, "here u are the keys of my Ferrari, the registration and the insurance". The guarantee is accepted, another employee take the car into the bank's garage.
The employees smile to each other, 250.000usd car's value against 5.000usd... What a foolish...

Two weeks later the Italian's back, return the 5.000usd and pays the interests: 15dollars and 41cents.
The employee cannot refrain from asking: "dear sir, don't mean to pry but we have checked your status and found you're a millionaire... why then asking for a loan of 5000usd??".
"My dear" say the Italian, "you tell me, is there any other place in New York where parking my car for two weeks for 15.41dollars and, most important, having the confidence to find it again?".

[abajan]

Very smart!

[Guest]

lol, very smart indeed.
...Jennifer...