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#1 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:30 pm

I just read this in my e-mail:

Classmates.com wrote:Submitted by Classmates member Kent Olsson:

One Monday morning, Johnny refused to get up for school. His mom banged on his door, but Johnny didn't answer. So she entered the room and hollered, "Get up and go to school!"

Johnny replied, "No! I am not going to school."

Johnny's mother then said, "Give me two good reasons why you should not go to school."

Johnny answered, "First, the teachers all hate me, and secondly the students don't like me either." He then said, "Now you give me two good reasons why I should go to school."

Johnny's mother responded firmly, "First you're over 50 years old and second, you're the principal!"
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#2 Postby Josephine96 » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:44 pm

LMAO.. I think I heard that 1 before somewhere
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#3 Postby Guest » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:46 pm

That is hilarious. :roflmao: This is probably on every staff member's mind.
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#4 Postby Wnghs2007 » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:54 pm

Thats the first time I have ever seen that and it is hillarious.
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#5 Postby Josephine96 » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:10 pm

Lmao.. It is hilarious
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