Classmates.com wrote:Submitted by Classmates member Kent Olsson:
One Monday morning, Johnny refused to get up for school. His mom banged on his door, but Johnny didn't answer. So she entered the room and hollered, "Get up and go to school!"
Johnny replied, "No! I am not going to school."
Johnny's mother then said, "Give me two good reasons why you should not go to school."
Johnny answered, "First, the teachers all hate me, and secondly the students don't like me either." He then said, "Now you give me two good reasons why I should go to school."
Johnny's mother responded firmly, "First you're over 50 years old and second, you're the principal!"
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