Everyone knows my favorite jokes are men jokes....

[Guest]

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men: a woman

Men play the game. Women know the score.

Men and women were created equal, but women continue to improve.


...Jennifer...

[Pburgh]

Good ones!!!!! LMBO

[Miss Mary]

Ohhhhh Jen - you'd better run for cover. I'm sure the guys are just lining up their own female/gender jokes now.

So true though.

Mary

[breeze]

Fire in the hole!!!! *splat! *splat! *splat!

LOL, those are hilarious, Jen!

[Jack8631]

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

Quite possibly the leading cause of death for men over 40.

Here's another one..

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

[breeze]

Probably so, Jack.

Chances are, he accidentally dropped the
satellite phone while manuevering a beer in
one hand, and, staring at the great elk, wishing
that he had his gun loaded and handy, but, in
his haste to grab another beer, the gun is
approximately 9.8 yards from where he stands.
Now, if he moves, the elk runs away - oh, yeah...
the satellite phone! He forgot to press "End"....
So, she's hearing him curse about not shooting
the elk, and, dropping his phone, and, his beer...

Ohhhhh....*sigh......

[Skywatch_NC]

A rule of thumb, guys....ALWAYS leave the cell phone at home before heading on a hunting or fishing trip! lol

Eric

[chadtm80]

Or just turn it off, and when they question you later just tell them you were in such a remote area that you didnt have signal.. Works everytime

[j]

I never get a signal at the golf course

[Miss Mary]

j - I just knew you'd post on ~this~ topic first thing Monday morning!!!

Mary

[streetsoldier]

j...were you playing golf or going fishing when that call didn't come in?

[pojo]

Jen those were classic. Breeze, aint that the truth!