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When God created woman....

#1 Postby j » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:22 am

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's
needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.



Then he added a mouth.
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#2 Postby streetsoldier » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:28 am

...and neither God nor Man has slept since then... :roll:

ROFL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby j » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:30 am

****waits for equal or greater retaliation from the woman troops
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grrrrr

#4 Postby TLC » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:39 am

At least we can find Eden without having to ask for directions :P
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Re: grrrrr

#5 Postby Lindaloo » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:46 am

TLC wrote:At least we can find Eden without having to ask for directions :P


AMEN!!! :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:20 am

Wow!! That didn't take long!! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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#7 Postby Skywatch_NC » Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:27 am

Yea, but wasn't it the woman who offered the man a bite from the Forbidden Fruit? :eek: :P

Here Adam honey...taste this scrumptious Granny Red! :eek: :lol:

Eric
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#8 Postby Stephanie » Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:50 am

ALRIGHT TLC!!! :lol:

Eric - when he was taking a bite out of the apple, he was using his other brain at the time! :lol:
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#9 Postby Brent » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is funny.
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#10 Postby Guest » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:12 pm

No apples...no cookies...Adam shoulda held out for a pair of cupcakes... :eek::lol:
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#11 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:20 pm

Coppertop wrote:No apples...no cookies...Adam shoulda held out for a pair of cupcakes... :eek::lol:


:oops: :eek: :oops: :eek: :oops: :eek: :oops: Oh wait!!! That is my dirty old mind!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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#12 Postby Suzi Q » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:41 pm

David, you and I are unfortunately on the same brain wave.......EEEEEEKKKKKKKK! Must be the rain.
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#13 Postby swmochic » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:46 pm

ya that was funny!

but when god created man he gave him a brain and a ***** but unfortunatly he only gave man enough blood to operate one at a time!!! LOL
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#14 Postby Pburgh » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:46 pm

The suns out here and I was thinking the same!!!!lol
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#15 Postby streetsoldier » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:45 pm

HEY...that's ONE area in which I can "multi-task"! :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:
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#16 Postby Wnghs2007 » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:18 pm

streetsoldier wrote:HEY...that's ONE area in which I can "multi-task"! :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:


ROFLMAOWGBAJJ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#17 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:20 pm

WGABJJ?
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#18 Postby Wnghs2007 » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:28 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:WGABJJ?


While Going Bonkers At Jessee James
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#19 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:14 pm

Wnghs2007 wrote:
GalvestonDuck wrote:WGABJJ?


While Going Bonkers At Jessee James


Doesn't translate.
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#20 Postby Wnghs2007 » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:23 pm

Wnghs2007 wrote:
ROFLMAOWGBAJJ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:



Um you spelled it wrong that is why it does not translate vboutex.


Its ROFLMAOWGBAJJ. NOt ROFLMAOWGABJJ.
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