Time to head to the GYM w/ JOHN KERRY!!

#1 Postby **USAwx1** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:53 am

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library ... orkout.htm

Enjoy!!

#2 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:20 pm

Thanks...I hadn't had my June laugh until just now...

#3 Postby **wx247** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:39 pm

That is hilarious!!!! :lol:

Lindaloo · #4 Postby **Lindaloo** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:40 pm

LMAO!! What a scary sight to see when he does the hip workout. hehe

Skywatch_NC · #5 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:40 pm

Kerryrhobics! :eek:

#6 Postby **USAwx1** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:47 pm

Skywatch_NC wrote:Kerryrhobics!

Yeah, he's a regular Richard Simmons.

southerngale · #7 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:44 pm

Maybe he can get a job at a workout gym after he loses the election. hehe

#8 Postby **USAwx1** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:47 pm

southerngale wrote:Maybe he can get a job at a workout gym after he loses the election. hehe

OR maybe he'll go the other way like AL Gore and gain 250lbs in 3 weeks

#9 Postby **USAwx1** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:52 pm

i mean, as it stands right now, one has to figure that AT LEAST 90% of his total body mass is concentrated in his hair, w/ 10lbs coming from JUST the hair spray alone. :eek:

Imagine how many cans he must go through per week -- 5, 10, 15 ??

southerngale · #10 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:58 pm

USAwx1 wrote:i mean, as it stands right now, one has to figure that AT LEAST 90% of his total body mass is concentrated in his hair, w/ 10lbs coming from JUST the hair spray alone.

Imagine how many cans he must go through per week -- 5, 10, 15 ??

lol

Just look at all that hair...

#11 Postby **USAwx1** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:02 pm

maybe he will open up a salon in DEC or JAN after he loses.

southerngale · #12 Postby **southerngale** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:06 pm

He can charge $1000 for a haircut.

#13 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:09 pm

Ohhh, fill your head with HAIR
Long, beautiful HAIR
Shinin', gleamin',
Streamin', waxin', flaxen
Just like Jesus wore it
Lord, how I adore it!
Here, baby,. there, Mama
Every-where, Kerry, Kerry,
HAAAAIIIIR!!

#14 Postby **USAwx1** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:25 pm

southerngale wrote:He can charge $1000 for a haircut.

Personally, i would not pay 10 cents for one of his haircuts, and besides if i wanted to butcher my hair i would cut it myself for free and walk around looking like a deranged member of some freak gothic club for 5 weeks until it grows back

#15 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:51 pm

You wouldn't have to...if elected, Kerry would put the costs of his hairspray into a "hidden" clause in his tax package. :roll:

PTrackerLA · #16 Postby **PTrackerLA** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:34 pm

Oh Kerry

Guest · #17 Postby **Guest** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:10 pm

I like that Kerry served and is a war hero.

It seems like Bush and Cheney, both of whom never served, like to attack veterans. I think it is a losing strategy for someone who was a screwup until 40 to attack a Veteran.

Lindaloo · #18 Postby **Lindaloo** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:48 pm

Actually Kerry is the one who attacked the war veterans.

Website · #19 Postby **Brent** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:19 pm

That is hilarious! :lol:

southerngale · #20 Postby **southerngale** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:04 pm

zwyts wrote:I like that Kerry served and is a war hero.

It seems like Bush and Cheney, both of whom never served, like to attack veterans. I think it is a losing strategy for someone who was a screwup until 40 to attack a Veteran.

Yes he's a war hero. They gave him a medal instead of a Band-Aid. :wink:

Bush served from 1968-1973 in the Texas Air National Guard and he's not attacking veterans. :roll:

Time to head to the GYM w/ JOHN KERRY!!

Time to head to the GYM w/ JOHN KERRY!!

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