Six Things To Say....

[azskyman]

Some of you may be going to class reunions in the months ahead....so, as the official "geezer" here on Storm2k, I was reading my AARP magazine and found a list of SIX THINGS TO SAY TO SOMEBODY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN YEARS!

1) If you want to male bond, "I think she's looking at you!"
2) If you want to female bond, "I can't believe they're real!"
3) If you want to hit on your old sweetheart, "Just last summer I chased somebody through Paris...call me crazy...but I did it because I thought it might be you!"
4) If you want to brag about your success, "Damn!. I wish I'd had you around to give me advice when I made my first million!"
5) If you want to end a conversation, "Hey, look. I can still turn my eyelids inside out!"
and 6) If you want to be alone, " Me, I'm into multi-lvel marketing. If you have a few minutes..."

But never EVER say what my wife did at her reunion, "Oh, it's so good to see you again. When's the baby due?"

"I'm not pregnant."

....and your advice of things to say would be?????

[vbhoutex]

1)I've been coloring my hair for years, when did you start doing yours?

2)Dear, it doesn't look like that low card diet is doing you any good.

3)YOUR GRANDKIDS ARE HOW OLD!?!?!?!

[coriolis]

For anyone that got bald: rub their head.
For anyone that put on wieght: pat their belly
For anyone with a "prize wife" say, "Oh you brought your daughter!
For the class clown: Say "You look like your not having fun anymore.
For the former queens and kings: Talk to them but pretend you don't remember them.
For the partiers/drinkers/smokers: insist that you heard that they did time in prison.
For the ladies man: recount his high school exploits in front of his wife.
For the "free spirited" woman: ditto, in front of her husband

[azskyman]

Ed and David...you've obviously been to high school reunions before.

How about for the cheerleaders who married the football players...."My God you look great, but that husband of yours must still love football. He looks great in his old jersey, and he's got that perfect Sunday afternoon beer gut to enhance it!!!"

[Josephine96]

LOL

[breeze]

Tell them how amazing it is to still have
blond hair and be in your late 40's, while
everyone else is gray and almost bald!
WoW! What AMAZING genes that your
family has!!!