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OK, this is just wrong!!

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Fri May 28, 2004 11:33 am

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
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#2 Postby stormraiser » Fri May 28, 2004 1:11 pm

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#3 Postby Bunch » Fri May 28, 2004 6:03 pm

I hope there's no KFC around that area. . .
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#4 Postby Stormsfury » Fri May 28, 2004 6:18 pm

Bunch wrote:I hope there's no KFC around that area. . .


OMG ...

Well, I can't eat eggs for the simple fact that I know where they come from ... and now, I may never look at a chicken breast the same way.
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#5 Postby azsnowman » Fri May 28, 2004 6:21 pm

Bunch wrote:I hope there's no KFC around that area. . .


"Would you like that order Extra Crispy or Original Recipe?"

"Cluck, Cluck!" :oops:

Dennis :eek:
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Fri May 28, 2004 6:29 pm

Bunch wrote:I hope there's no KFC around that area. . .


:roflmao:
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#7 Postby Brent » Fri May 28, 2004 6:40 pm

Is that true? OMG...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

KFC? ROFL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8 Postby azskyman » Fri May 28, 2004 7:23 pm

Heard of fertilizing the egg before, but not quite like that!!!
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#9 Postby USAwx1 » Fri May 28, 2004 7:38 pm

TexasStooge wrote:Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.


Now that's what I call desperate. VERY desperate. Imagine how his wife must feel considering as how he went to a Hen instead of her !! :eek:
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#10 Postby azsnowman » Fri May 28, 2004 8:20 pm

And we wonder why Africa is RAMPANT with AIDS?

Dennis
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#11 Postby Josephine96 » Fri May 28, 2004 8:24 pm

I have no comment
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#12 Postby azsnowman » Fri May 28, 2004 8:26 pm

"What's fer dinner?" "Chicken and dumplings......my dumplin'!" 8-)

Dennis 8-)
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#13 Postby Skywatch_NC » Fri May 28, 2004 8:27 pm

Peeps that commit crimes against nature...ought to be rounded up AND...
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#14 Postby Yankeegirl » Fri May 28, 2004 9:05 pm

OMG!! Thats just NASTY!! Yuck!!
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#15 Postby Josephine96 » Fri May 28, 2004 9:07 pm

Yeah.. this is definitely nasty..
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sex with hen

#16 Postby sunnyday » Fri May 28, 2004 9:45 pm

Come on, now. That's physically impossible. The poor hen was the victim of the man's amorous overtures; she shouldn't have been killed.
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#17 Postby vbhoutex » Fri May 28, 2004 11:34 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#18 Postby streetsoldier » Sat May 29, 2004 7:02 am

Just another cock and pullet story... :roll:
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#19 Postby coriolis » Sat May 29, 2004 9:51 am

If that poor hen would have survived she would have needed some intensive therapy after that.
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