Man tries, fails new approach to drug test

[TexasStooge]

CAMDEN, NJ (Court TV) — Undetectable! Foolproof! Re-usable!

That is how the "Whizzinator," a prosthetic urination device for sale on the Internet, is described by its manufacturer. It was none of those things for one New Jersey man.

Adam J. Aronson, 18, was arrested last week for allegedly trying to use the device to artificially ace a mandatory drug test.

To comply with his probation for a juvenile offense, Aronson was on his way to the county probation office for the drug test when Cherry Hill police pulled him over for a routine traffic stop. The officer reportedly noticed the Whizzinator in Aronson's car, and then called his probation officer to alert him.

With his Whizzinator now allegedly strapped on, Aronson arrived at the probation office. Following standard procedure, Aronson's probation officer William Hample accompanied him to the bathroom for the drug test.

Once there, Hample asked Aronson to drop his pants, thereby revealing the Whizzinator: a prosthetic penis, syringe, heating pack and a bag of yellow fluid attached to his body with a jockstrap-like undergarment.

Aronson was arrested and charged with defrauding a drug test and possessing paraphernalia to defraud the drug test. He was released on his own recognizance form Camden County jail.

According to the product's Web site, the Whizzinator is "an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis" that is "designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time."

Dehydrated human urine is also sold separately on the site.

[wx247]

This goes into the "How dumb!" file. Mods...could you put it there? Thanks for sharing Stooge.

[CaptinCrunch]

maybe he should of got a friend to pee for him

[Josephine96]

LOL I call it not only in the "how dumb" file, but the file of sick as well lol

[GalvestonDuck]

maybe he should of got a friend to pee for him

Part of the process for collecting a sample for drug analysis involves testing the temperature of the urine. It's highly unlikely that he could have warmed it to body temperature before giving it to the agent.

[CaptinCrunch]

well then he should have just drink a gallon of water....

[Josephine96]

LOL Captin true..

[weatherluvr]

Is that a Whizzinator in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

[GalvestonDuck]

well then he should have just drink a gallon of water....

How would that help him? .

[weatherluvr]

One way professional athletes beat testing is by actually catheterizing clean urine into their bladders. Maybe a little extreme for a standard drug test, but I guess if millions of dollars are riding on getting a clean test... shuddering at the thought...

[CaptinCrunch]

Drinking lots of water starting a hour before will flush the blatter by having to go pee every 10-15 min. That way when you take a drug test all you do is pass water, your blatter doesn't have time to release and store any trace illegal chemicals in the urine.

[Lindaloo]

Well maybe, just maybe if he had not done the drugs he would have not had to worry about the drug test. Hmmm who'd have thunk?

[GalvestonDuck]

Drinking lots of water starting a hour before will flush the blatter by having to go pee every 10-15 min. That way when you take a drug test all you do is pass water, your blatter doesn't have time to release and store any trace illegal chemicals in the urine.

I suppose if someone does drugs and that gives them a sense of *ahem* security in regards to the tests, I wish them luck. I've done chain of custody collections and I think anyone who thinks they can hide it is only kidding themselves.

Linda, I agree.

[pojo]

It takes a while for drug parapenila to work its way out of the system.

[george_r_1961]

The best way to pass a drug screen is not to use illegal drugs...period.