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azsnowman
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[quote="stormraiser"]Well, let's see, I get up, go to work, take care of the kids, clean the house (with the help of the kids), do the laundry, and feed the woman. And I can change the oil in the car, fix most anything that goes wrong in the house, take care of the grounds, and I know how to please a woman. 
So, who's complaining?
You beat me to it stormraiser......I am MAN, HEAR ME ROAR (especially after a pot of beans!)
Dennis
So, who's complaining?
You beat me to it stormraiser......I am MAN, HEAR ME ROAR (especially after a pot of beans!)
Dennis
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StormCrazyIowan
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azsnowman wrote:stormraiser wrote:Well, let's see, I get up, go to work, take care of the kids, clean the house (with the help of the kids), do the laundry, and feed the woman. And I can change the oil in the car, fix most anything that goes wrong in the house, take care of the grounds, and I know how to please a woman.
You beat me to it stormraiser......I am MAN, HEAR ME ROAR (especially after a pot of beans!)
Dennis
Couldnt have said that better myself Guys!!!!!!!!!Yes i can clean, Cook (very good infact), and do the laundry! And i certainly know how to please a woman!
............No complaints on this end either!!!!!!!Oh btw i dont ned directions either 
!!!!!If ever the time does come and i do then i will ask! ...........
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wx247
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I'm just bumping this up. Go guys!
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stormraiser
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I heard this from a friend. I thought it was hilarious
A man just sat down for supper and his dog starts barking and yelping to come in. He gets up, walks to the door and says "Shut up dog. That's One!!!" And goes back to sit down and eat.
Again, the dog starts at it. He gets up and goes to the door and says, "Dog, I told you to sut up. That's two!!!" And goes back to his supper.
And again the dog goes about whining and yelping. So, the man walks back over, opens the door and yells to him, "Shut up, dog!!! That's three!!!!"
Upon returning to his seat to continue his supper, the dog once again picks up where he left to. The man goes to the closet pulls out his rifle, goes and shoots the dog.
He goes back, sits down and happily starts to eat his supper. His wife, a bit baffled, comes over and says, "Why'd you have to go and shoot the dog. What'd he do to you?"
The husband looks over and says, "Shut up, wife!!! That's one!!!!!"
A man just sat down for supper and his dog starts barking and yelping to come in. He gets up, walks to the door and says "Shut up dog. That's One!!!" And goes back to sit down and eat.
Again, the dog starts at it. He gets up and goes to the door and says, "Dog, I told you to sut up. That's two!!!" And goes back to his supper.
And again the dog goes about whining and yelping. So, the man walks back over, opens the door and yells to him, "Shut up, dog!!! That's three!!!!"
Upon returning to his seat to continue his supper, the dog once again picks up where he left to. The man goes to the closet pulls out his rifle, goes and shoots the dog.
He goes back, sits down and happily starts to eat his supper. His wife, a bit baffled, comes over and says, "Why'd you have to go and shoot the dog. What'd he do to you?"
The husband looks over and says, "Shut up, wife!!! That's one!!!!!"
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GalvestonDuck
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wx247
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chadtm80 wrote:A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the National lottery!" Martha responds excitedly, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?!" The man responds, "I don't care ... just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
Chad... I love it.
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