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Sorry, guys, hope this doesn't get me in trouble.........

#1 Postby stormraiser » Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:11 pm

just got this from my mom. It stings but I thought it was cut, at least.

MOMMY TEST...


I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that.

"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has
germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's
on the Mommy test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."

WHEN YOU GET DONE LAUGHING FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER BE OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS A MOMMY!
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#2 Postby JCT777 » Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:58 pm

Even though it is another male bashing joke, it is still funny. :lol:
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#3 Postby Amanzi » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:31 pm

ROFLMBO... very true ;)
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#4 Postby Colin » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:36 pm

LOL!!!! :D :lol:
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#5 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:52 pm

LMAO, I love it! :D
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#6 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:25 pm

ha ha ha.. So funny.. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
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#7 Postby stormy » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:41 pm

chad i thought is was real funny. it ws great, thanks
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#8 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:44 pm

Male Bashing at its finest.. LOL..

No worries.. We dont get mad.. We get even :-)
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#9 Postby deb_in_nc » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:45 pm

Not only funny, but soooo true :lol:.
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#10 Postby Guest » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:41 pm

LMAO! How true. I just emailed copies of this to my mom and Chad's mom. ;)
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