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I know you Storm2Kers will love this one

#1 Postby blizzard » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:20 am

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleaze-ball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me.

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#2 Postby Guest » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:22 am

LMAO.............Great one Blizzard!!!!
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Yet another one

#3 Postby blizzard » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:22 am

Time to acknowledge the DIMWITS in our lives...

DIMWITS at the airport:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

DIMWITS at work:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

DIMWITS in the neighborhood:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars, and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

DIMWITS in food service:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

DIMWITS out walking:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

DIMWITS in the office:
I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.

DIMWITS at the garage:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey,"I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."
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#4 Postby blizzard » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:25 am

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The Motrin bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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#5 Postby firefighter16 » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:39 am

:rofl: :crazyeyes: RUN !!!
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#6 Postby Toni - 574 » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:10 am

:Chit: ROFL..LMAO
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#7 Postby wx247 » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:17 am

Great blizzard. Thanks for sharing!!! ;)
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#8 Postby JetMaxx » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:38 am

ROFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol:
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#9 Postby stormy » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:42 am

thanks bliz for the great laugh. loved the first one.
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#10 Postby Josephine96 » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:57 am

I like the 1 about the PMS.. that ones' cool...
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