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Gotta Love Small Towns

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:16 pm

The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!"

The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you are obviously what's passing through."
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#2 Postby bfez1 » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:31 pm

ROFL---that's a good one!
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#3 Postby Stephanie » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:37 pm

Good for the magistrate! :lol:
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#4 Postby JCT777 » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:41 pm

LOL! :lol: That was a good one! :)
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#5 Postby Colin » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:32 pm

LOL! :D
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#6 Postby JetMaxx » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:01 pm

ROFL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#7 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:25 pm

LMAO, sounds like my town! :wink:
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#8 Postby David » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:47 pm

Ouch... lol.
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#9 Postby wx247 » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:53 pm

:lol: LMAO!!!! Too funny. :)
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#10 Postby pojo » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:55 pm

That was hilarious!
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#11 Postby VanceWxMan » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:11 pm

HA ha but how did a small town cop stop a Porshe? If I were the driver it would of been CYA! ;)

I am from a small town Caddo Mills Tx Pop 1060 (they counted the cats dogs and cows, cause I never seen that many peeps in that town)

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#12 Postby Amanzi » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:19 pm

Ha! I like that one! :lol:
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