I am watching the Grammy awards and I saw Harvey Firestein dressed as a transvestite--wearing a HUGE bodysuit with a flashy pink dress and excessive make-up. Standing alongside him (her) was Rod Stewart holding a cute little puppy. (Needless to say, the dog was the best looking creature on stage at that moment.) Rod handed the dog to Harvey and it nearly ran out of his (her) arms onto the stage. Can you honestly blame it?
Anyway, that was the sickest display or CRAP that I have ever seen on TV, and I have HBO! I am scarred for life.

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