A next "Survivor"?!!

Miss Mary · #1 Postby **Miss Mary** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:36 am

Someone just forwarded this to me......thought it was funny, fits in with recent sex wars topics going around!

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*Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor"
show?*

* 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1
car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks

* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
dance classes.

* There is no access to fast food.

* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

* The men only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one
TV between them and there is no remote.

* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves, either while driving
or while making four lunches.

* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after
their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut
model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

* The kids vote them off the island, based on
performance.

* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

* If the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually
earning the right to be called "Mom".

GulfBreezer · #2 Postby **GulfBreezer** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:39 am

I LOVE IT!!!!

That would be one show that I would definitely tune in to watch!

Miss Mary · #3 Postby **Miss Mary** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:43 am

My personal fave:

* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

Don't think I need to say more on that subject......he he

Mary

#4 Postby **Deenac813** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:04 pm

I think this is great but I dont think any men will sign up for that kind of Survivor! LOL!

TexasStooge · #5 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:18 am

I wouldn't be caught DEAD in that "Survivor" game! Hillarious!

#6 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:54 am

I already do most of that, except the makeup and leg shaving. :roll:

My kids aren't in that many activities, and I'm not a member of the pta.
But if you throw in working full time and grocery shopping, I'd say it's equivalent. And yes, I'm ready to go on a moments notice. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Guest · #7 Postby **Guest** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:44 pm

Men take us for granted. We do so much yet they don't think so. Chad would be the first one voted off! LOL

Miss Mary · #8 Postby **Miss Mary** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:01 pm

Jen - your Chad and my husband would be tied for first voted off! They'd be running for that boat - get me outta here. LOL

Mary

#9 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:08 pm

I second coriolis' statement, save that I can't work...but all the cooking/cleaning/etc. is mine. Add that I have NO "sex drive" at all...or, "I'm so far over the hill I don't remember the hump." :cry:

breeze · #10 Postby **breeze** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:14 pm

(*single person snickering in the background!) :lol:

#11 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 10:35 pm

Bill, I salute you.

Annette, you go ahead and snicker.
I have to go do some laundry.

A next "Survivor"?!!

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