Why Men Are Just Happier People!

[Guest]

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[breeze]

LOL, Jen! I look at most of those, and, say,
"Hey...that was ______"! Lmao! Thanks!

[Miss Mary]

My fav? One mood, ALL the time. Man, they have it made......LOL

Jen - your choice of topics lately has made me laugh. Now I'm wondering, naturally, what Chad's iimpression of these topics is? LOL Maybe he's all caught up with Isabel and not even peeking in here?

[StormCrazyIowan]

LMAO, that is what I am thinkin! And Jen, now that I see all of this, I think your "comedian stint" will turn out just fine!

[Guest]

Chad and I are constantly joking with each other. He knows I don't mean anything by it. Trust me, he gets me good plenty of times too.

[hunter84]

I was just thinking that too. he hasn't commented on them yet.
Yup only one purse all summer... ooops one wallet that usually stays home anyway.
shoes arggg. I have one wife and 2 daughters thats three women ( ONLY 3) how come there are 40 pairs of girls shoes in my entry way closet.
oops I'm supposed to be happier

[blizzard]

This one would be a bigger benefit for us men if it applied to women....lol

One mood, ALL the time.

[hunter84]

I'll drink to that.

[Lindaloo]

LMBO.... I like the one about the mechanics always tell you the truth. hehe. My ex is a mechanic . lol.

[j]

"You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. "

I don't know about that. Last night I even offered to leave the room to perform a bodily function, and come bedtime...this "above and beyond the call of duty" act, was totally forgotten!

[bfez1]

ROFL--those are funny and true!!!