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A Sarcastic View on Marriage

#1 Postby Guest » Sat Sep 13, 2003 8:48 pm

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all
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Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy:"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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#2 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sat Sep 13, 2003 8:51 pm

LMAO!!!! Those are hilarious! Are ya trying to tell us something Jen? :lol: Just kiddin.... :wink:
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#3 Postby breeze » Sat Sep 13, 2003 8:54 pm

LOL, been there.....done that.....bought
the tee-shirt.....:P

Ha! Thanks, Jen!
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#4 Postby Miss Mary » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:20 pm

StormCrazyIowan - I was thinking along those lines too!!!

Jen, is Chad in the doghouse? LOL J/K too......sort of.

Breeze - we just might have another show to watch here? :-)

These are hilarious though.....and so true.
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#5 Postby azskyman » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:22 pm

More food for thought when it comes to writing your speech! Personal examples, of course!
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#6 Postby breeze » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:34 pm

LOL, Miss Mary, my lawn chair is on stand-by.....:ggreen:
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#7 Postby Miss Mary » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:36 pm

Breeze - mine too!!! I'll bring the Margarita's!!! :-)

Mary
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#8 Postby breeze » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:51 pm

Woooo-Hooooo!!!!!! I'm already there! ;) LOL!
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#9 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:54 pm

LOL, mention the word Margarita and Miss Breeze will be anywhere! :lol:
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#10 Postby breeze » Sat Sep 13, 2003 10:10 pm

That's a big A-MEN, there, Jacki! :ggreen:
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#11 Postby coriolis » Sat Sep 13, 2003 10:42 pm

:popcorn:

Here's some popcorn for the lawnchair brigade.
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#12 Postby hunter84 » Sat Sep 13, 2003 10:43 pm

Almost spit up my pop when i read the first one.
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#13 Postby blizzard » Sat Sep 13, 2003 11:10 pm

Too Funny, what a riot you are becomming Jen.
Maybe we should be coming to you for humor advice.
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#14 Postby Guest » Sat Sep 13, 2003 11:51 pm

I just found these on a message board and thought they were hilarious. Had to share them. :D Nope Chad's not in the doghouse, at least not right now. :wink:
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#15 Postby coriolis » Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:18 am

Yeah? well you could be soon.
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#16 Postby azsnowman » Sun Sep 14, 2003 7:34 am

"ROFLMAO!" Thanks.......

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#17 Postby Lindaloo » Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:50 am

LMBO!!

I just pulled up the lawn chair. Pass the popcorn. lol.
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#18 Postby Guest » Sun Sep 14, 2003 6:32 pm

I thought for sure Chad would comment on this topic. He must be spending all his time in The Tropics. :wink:
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#19 Postby azskyman » Sun Sep 14, 2003 6:38 pm

There are lawnchairs on the OTHER side of the house if any of us MEN end up in trouble here....
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#20 Postby Miss Mary » Sun Sep 14, 2003 7:03 pm

Steve - "other side"?!!! LOL

Jen - ditto, thought I'd log on to see a reply from Chad.....and the suspense continues.

Breeze - another Margarita? :-)



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