To be six again

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To be six again

#1 Postby JCT777 » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:11 am

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
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#2 Postby Lindaloo » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:46 am

LOL!!!! Typical male. Good one JCT.
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#3 Postby j » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:11 am

Damned in we do, damned if we don't!
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#4 Postby coriolis » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:42 pm

I would say "You can't be six again. Now where's my beer and the remote"
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#5 Postby isobar » Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:49 pm

A very brave thing to say Ed ...... while you're wife's out of town!!! lol
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#6 Postby coriolis » Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:55 pm

I was just kidding, honest. OUCH! OW! OOF!
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Re: To be six again

#7 Postby Pro-Storm » Tue Sep 02, 2003 6:58 pm

JCT777 wrote:A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.



The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.


Hey, I resemble that remark!! LOL
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#8 Postby Stephanie » Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:18 pm

Hey, at least he tried!!! :lol:
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#9 Postby breeze » Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:03 pm

Simple case of miscommunication, folks - SHE
forgot to say SIZE 6, and, he was thinking like
a typical child....:P


(*breeze ducks under the table to avoid
large spitballs from the males in the forum...)
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#10 Postby weatherlover427 » Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:08 pm

Hey I'd never spit at a female. Last time I did I got arrested. :o :( :cry: :oops:

Good one anyways. :D :lol:
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