For Women.......

[GulfBreezer]

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF



A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER




COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH




DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN




I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN




WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT



OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME




DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE





I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE





HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?




DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES






And last but not least:





IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN









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[Guest]

LOL... good one. I'm saving this one!

[pojo]

Heck Ya! Amen Sister!!!