Funnies

[CajunMama]

My daughter forwarded this email to me...

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a mean lady.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
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Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
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Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
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Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
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Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
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Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish jerks invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

[brunota2003]

POLO!

[Stephanie]

Those were funny!