Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars

[angelwing]

Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars

Jack and his wife Martha went to the state fair every
year. Every year Jack would say, "Martha, I'd like to
ride in that there airplane, "And every year Martha
would say, "I know Jack, but that airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One
year Jack and Martha went to the fair and Jack said,
"Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that
airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Jack that there airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The
pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can
stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I
won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten
dollars." Jack and Martha agreed and up they go. The
pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and
dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his
tricks over again, but still not a word. They land
and the pilot turns to Jack, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out,
but you didn't." Jack replied, "Well, I was gonna say
something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten
dollars."

[Cyclone1]

HAHAHA! That was awesome!

[tropicana]

hopefully, martha is alright.

-justin-

[attallaman]

Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars

Jack and his wife Martha went to the state fair every
year. Every year Jack would say, "Martha, I'd like to
ride in that there airplane, "And every year Martha
would say, "I know Jack, but that airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One
year Jack and Martha went to the fair and Jack said,
"Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that
airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Jack that there airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The
pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can
stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I
won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten
dollars." Jack and Martha agreed and up they go. The
pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and
dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his
tricks over again, but still not a word. They land
and the pilot turns to Jack, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out,
but you didn't." Jack replied, "Well, I was gonna say
something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten
dollars."

That's funny and a good one.

[TexasStooge]

Hillarious as heck!!