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Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:04 pm

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#2 Postby decgirl66 » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:19 pm

I LOVE IT!! :jump:
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#3 Postby Beam » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:16 pm

Hahahahahaha!
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#4 Postby O Town » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#5 Postby Windswept » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:31 pm

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#6 Postby sweetpea » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:55 pm

LOVE IT!!!
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#7 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:51 am

Definitely the best I've ever heard!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8 Postby DanKellFla » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :cheesy:
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#9 Postby Meso » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:35 pm

hahaha
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#10 Postby MSRobi911 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:34 pm

:cheesy: :cheesy: :jump: :woo: :ggreen: :ggreen: :rofl: :rofl:

That was fantastic!!!


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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#11 Postby tropicana » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:40 pm

ok ok why don't i get this joke? is it just me? its driving me crazy.
enlighten me someone.

-justin-
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#12 Postby MSRobi911 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:44 pm

tropicana wrote:ok ok why don't i get this joke? is it just me? its driving me crazy.
enlighten me someone.

-justin-



How old are you Justin?

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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#13 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:27 pm

The question was, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?!!"

Now we know the answer!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#14 Postby tropicana » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:08 am

28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#15 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:40 pm

I loved this joke so much that I had to e-mail it to my parents and my Uncle, who's got a zinger for every occasion!! Thanks so much for sharing this one!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#16 Postby wxmann_91 » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:28 pm

tropicana wrote:28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

I still don't :(
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#17 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:45 am

wxmann_91 wrote:
tropicana wrote:28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

I still don't :(


"Which CAME first, the chicken or the egg?"- Obviously the chicken "CAME" first 'cause the chicken's satisfied and smoking a cigarette and the egg is going to sleep DISsatisfied! It a sexual innuendo type of joke! Get it?!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

#18 Postby tropicana » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:22 am

wxmann_91 wrote:
tropicana wrote:28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

I still don't :(



i'm so glad i am not the only one not to have gotten this joke at first hahaha i kept reading and re-reading it over and over and over for 2 days and for 2 nights, i couldn't sleep thinking about it hahaa
i've slept soundly ever since.

-justin-
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