#15 Postby senorpepr » Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:49 am
Here are senorpepr's long-awaited 2006 Seasonal Forecast:
1) Someone along a coast in the Atlantic basin will be hit by a tropical cyclone.
2) If said tropical cyclone strikes a country outside of the United States, the media will under-play the event. Meanwhile, people on Storm2k will hype this to be the worst storm since the last storm to strike there.
3) If said tropical cyclone strikes the United States, regardless of strength--but most notable at 60KT, there will be at least a dozen threads started on Storm2k involving said tropical cyclone's strength at landfall. Locals will tend to nudge the severity up one category. Either way, these threads will continue without any progress in the debate.
4) (notso)Greatone will declare a code ornage on some portion of the United States from a "tropical cyclone" of category one intensity. I put tropical cyclone in quotations because in reality, the said system will only have sustained winds of 25KT and no closed circulation.
5) Young Storm2k-yahoos will stay up all night rooting for a storm to reach category five intensity. They will get mad and/or cry when said storm fails to reach the aforementioned intensity.
6) Referring to prediction number three... the main point that the "locals" will use to nudge the severity of a tropical cyclone up one category will be "recon can't measure the entire cyclone continuously," or "the dropsondes fail."
7) Referring to prediction number five... the same young Storm2k-yahoos will overuse emotions. This will be amplifed from last season because of the reintroduction of the "quick reply" feature.
8) There will be three times as many "Season Cancel" threads or threads regarding SAL than threads involving the upgrading/debate of a tropical cyclone.
9) Somebody, somewhere will become poll-happy.
10) Referring to prediction number nine... the same poll-happy posters will be frequently trout-slapped for making new threads when existing threads already cover the same topic. However, regardless to the frequency or size of said trout-slaps, the poll-happy poster will never grasp this concept.
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