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Woman marries dolphin

#1 Postby Brent » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:47 am

The human race has officially gone insane... :P

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/wom ... 39590.html

Woman marries dolphin
January 2, 2006

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."
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#2 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:28 am

OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

We know at least one person is TOTALLY OFF THEIR ROCKER and more than likely got their head caught under the rocker while rocking!!!!!!!!!
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#3 Postby O Town » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:12 am

:lol: :lol: He he he, I think that is quite amusing. Kinda cute,.......in a phycotic way. :roll: That is too much. What ever floats her boat I guess. :lol:
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#4 Postby coriolis » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:33 am

A swinging male dolphin named Cindy?

Hey Marshall, is it anyone you know?
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#5 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:58 am

Better yet, does Marshall's wife know about this?? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :?: :?: :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:18 am

I've seen worst stories than that:

A 9-year-old girl from India married her dog.

What os this world coming to?!?!?!
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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:19 am

vbhoutex wrote:Better yet, does Marshall's wife know about this?? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :?: :?: :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:30 am

*HOW* can they be "married?" Was the dolphin able to recite vows and say "I do?" I seriously doubt it.

Well, as long as she's faithful.... :roll:
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#9 Postby Skywatch_NC » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:35 am

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#10 Postby gtalum » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:40 am

I'm extremely open-minded, but this is just plain wierd.
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#11 Postby CajunMama » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:42 am

If they have kids i hope the kid doesn't get the dolphins nose :lol:
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#12 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:43 am

CajunMama wrote:If they have kids i hope the kid doesn't get the dolphins nose :lol:


:fools: :roflmao: :fools: :roflmao:
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#13 Postby Skywatch_NC » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:44 am

I wonder if the bride performs for herring as well? :lol: :lol:

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#14 Postby wxcrazytwo » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:29 am

how are they suppose to consumate the marriage, lol. hehee
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#15 Postby gtalum » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:30 am

wxcrazytwo wrote:how are they suppose to consumate the marriage, lol. hehee


Underwater I guess. Hopefully, for her sake, he's a two-hump chump. :D
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#16 Postby coriolis » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:36 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:*HOW* can they be "married?" Was the dolphin able to recite vows and say "I do?" I seriously doubt it.

Well, as long as she's faithful.... :roll:



Dolphins are supposed to be about as intelligent as humans. They just need an interpreter.



But seriously, There's something fishy about this whole affair.
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#17 Postby southerngale » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:37 pm

gtalum wrote:I'm extremely open-minded, but this is just plain wierd.


She's so open-minded, her brains fell out.
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#18 Postby O Town » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:46 pm

:fools: :roflmao: :fools:
Good one Kelly.
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#19 Postby arkess7 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:53 pm

OH MY!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :fools: :roflmao: :yayaya: :1: :A:
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#20 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:56 pm

:lol: :roflmao: :fools: :rofl: :hehe:
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