Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged (Humor)

[Dee Bee]

Since I take meds for anxiety disorder/depression, I can laugh at this seasonal oldie-but-goodie!


CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED



Schizophrenia --- "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

   

Multiple Personality Disorder --- "We Three Kings Disoriented Are"



Dementia --- "I Think I'll be Home for Christmas"

  

Narcissism --- "Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me"

  

Mania --- "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and Towns and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..."



Paranoia --- "Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me"

 

Borderline Personality Disorder --- "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"  



Personality Disorder --- "You Better Watch Out: I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"  



Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder ---"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."

[Kim_in_MN]

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder ---"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."

- reminds me of my daughter when she was one - she sang Jingle Bells, but never got beyond the phrase "Jingle Bells"

This year she is six, and trying to sing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" all of the time; except she can't remember most of them . . . I love listening to the alternatives she comes up with!! The one that is always the same is "a partridge in a pantry" I hope no one tells her it is a pear tree 'cause it is so cute the way she says it.

Kim

[Josephine96]

That's gotta be so cute about the 12 days

I love the 12 days.. There are so many different ways it can be paraphrased instead of the original..

[petal*pusher]

This is great! Made a copy for our Special Needs Learning Team......p

[TexasStooge]

[arkess7]

[breeze]

LOL, ok - "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."

But, they have to placed perfectly, in the right place...right?