Halloween Hardy-Har-Hars!

[Dee Bee]

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? 
It's a pain in the neck. 


What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.


Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? 
Because demons are a ghouls best friend! 


What was the bald man looking for on Halloween?
A hair raising experience!


What do werewolves like to eat best at a sporting event?
Hallowienies and an ice cold "bier"


How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.


What do you call serious rocks? 
Grave stones. 


What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.


What do witches use to mend their clothes?
A pumpkin patch!


What kinds of prizes are given at the Witch Olympics?
A-warts!


Why did the witch's mailbox rattle?
She received a chain letter. 


What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home-moaners insurance

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