Mark Your Calendar!

[Dee Bee]

I just received this urgent forward and knew I had to pass it along to as many S2Kers as possible:

NEXT FRIDAY IS THE OFFICIAL "SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKERS DAY"!

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in his/her mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

I am very happy to officially announce next Friday as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same persons again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of, and get ready to start slapping...and have a great day!

[arkess7]

[breeze]

LOL, Dee Bee, I'm printing that for my office manager - you
don't know HOW many times I run her out of my office and
tell her that she is "officially confined" to her office for the
next fifteen minutes!