Redneck Survival Kit

j · #1 Postby j » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:17 am

Redneck Survival Kit
(No offense intended to Hurricane victims)

Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser...........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Piece of plywood & Styrofoam to float your chick and booze on...check

chadtm80 · #2 Postby **chadtm80** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:26 am

Priorities my friend... Priorities

TexasStooge · #3 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:33 am

#4 Postby **O Town** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:37 am

They probabaly stocked up on alcohol instead of water. We try to do both. That is a priceless shot. :lol:

Skywatch_NC · #5 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:38 am

Draft on a raft :lol:

Eric

TexasStooge · #6 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:52 am

Skywatch_NC wrote:Draft on a raft

Eric

Good one!

#7 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:15 am

Well, ya know that alcoholic beverages keep better than dairy products, and you could use them for topical antiseptic, pain killer, disinfectant, etc. So it's not that bad a choice.

The only thing I'd do different is that I'd be the one riding the raft.

chadtm80 · #8 Postby **chadtm80** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:45 am

He would of been able to carry more beer if he would just lose the chick

arkess7 · #9 Postby **arkess7** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:03 pm

gotta have that beer if you know a hurricane is coming! :lol:

i know i do :lol:

Stellar Storm · #10 Postby **Stellar Storm** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:25 pm

He would of been able to carry more beer if he would just lose the chick

Lose the chick? How would he ever open his beer?! :lol:

#11 Postby **bevgo** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:50 am

That is great! :lol:

azsnowman · #12 Postby **azsnowman** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:39 pm

ROFLMAO!!! Only you j, ONLY you Brother 8-)

Just one question, where's the MGD?

Dennis 8-)

j · #13 Postby j » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:03 am

azsnowman wrote:ROFLMAO!!! Only you j, ONLY you Brother Just one question, where's the MGD?

Dennis

ok..I'll bite. Is that some cheap ole Arizona rock gut?

arkess7 · #14 Postby **arkess7** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:14 am

i think MGD is Miller Genuine Draft.

Amanzi · #15 Postby **Amanzi** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:02 pm

chadtm80 wrote:He would of been able to carry more beer if he would just lose the chick

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