Letter from little Billy at summer camp

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Letter from little Billy at summer camp

#1 Postby sunny » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:22 am

Dear Mom and Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Mathew is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer.

Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Billy
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#2 Postby CaptinCrunch » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby stormraiser » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:04 am

:eek:
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#4 Postby bvigal » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:04 am

Hysterical!! :roflmao:
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#5 Postby Stephanie » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:22 am

:roflmao:

I HAVE to share this at work! I'm trying to eat my lunch and I can't stop laughing/crying! :lol:
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#6 Postby j » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:28 am

oh boy....it reminds me why Mom's are better off sometimes not knowing what their boys are up to.
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#7 Postby Stephanie » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:36 am

j wrote:oh boy....it reminds me why Mom's are better off sometimes not knowing what their boys are up to.


j - I would've sworn this was posted by you! :lol:
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#8 Postby j » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:44 am

Stephanie wrote:
j wrote:oh boy....it reminds me why Mom's are better off sometimes not knowing what their boys are up to.


j - I would've sworn this was posted by you! :lol:


Steph..It would have been a "Little Johnny" letter if that was the case :)
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#9 Postby sunny » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:56 am

Stephanie wrote::roflmao:

I HAVE to share this at work! I'm trying to eat my lunch and I can't stop laughing/crying! :lol:


I know, Steph! This was just too funny not to pass along :D
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#10 Postby Stephanie » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:00 pm

j wrote:
Stephanie wrote:
j wrote:oh boy....it reminds me why Mom's are better off sometimes not knowing what their boys are up to.


j - I would've sworn this was posted by you! :lol:


Steph..It would have been a "Little Johnny" letter if that was the case :)


I forgot - it's been SO LONG! (hint, hint...) :wink:
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#11 Postby Brent » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:37 pm

:roflmao:
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