State puns and or knock knock jokes

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

I used to remember a bunch of these but, my memory is like swiss cheese these days!! I'll try some anyway and if you have any to add, please do!

1)What did Idaho?.....Her Maryland!!

2)What did Delaware?.....Her New Jersey!!

3)What did Tennessee?.....The same things that Utah and Arkansas!!

4)What did Mississippi?.....Her Minnesota!!

5)Knock knock. Who's there? Missouri. Missouri who? Missouri loves company!!

6)Knock knock. Who's there? Tennessee. Tennessee who? Tennessee you tonight??!!

I know that they're pretty lame but, if you can think of any good ones jump on in!! ALL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ARE WELCOME!!! Lame or not, knock knock jokes are fun!!!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Okay, I get it, no knock knock jokes for me. Oh well, I'm sure I'll live. To tell at least one more!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo hoo nobody wants to play.

Just amusing myself at this point! Couldn't read any more tropical stuff for a minute. Goof off break!!

[tropicana]

knock knock..who's there? who!
who who?
is there an owl in the house!

-justin

lol

[Jack8631]

If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho, Alaska!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Thanks going out to 'tropicana' and 'Jack8631' !!! Those, to me, were funny!

At least I no longer feel like I'm only playing with myself!! Oh, wait, that doesn't sound so good!! Oh well, I think you know what I mean!!!

[tropicana]

haha yeah treasure... ive come to your rescue:-

here's a joke about Canada:-
The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was "Cold North Dominion," but that waas too long, so they abbreviated it C.N.D. The King's Royal Governor presented the new name to the inhabitants, and they didn't say a word. Just looked at him.

"Well, what do you think?" asked the Royal Governor?

"C., eh?" said the first fellow, and just looked at the Governor.

"N., eh?" says the second guy.

"D., eh?" says a third one. Then silence.

"Hey," says the Governor. "I like that. It's a helluva lot easier to pronounce when you spell it that way."

So that's how Canada got its name.


-justin-

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

I LOVE IT!!!!!

Thanks for coming to my rescue! Sometimes I just need a little mindless entertainment!!!

Here's one in return....

Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? DISHES THE F.B.I......OPEN UP!!!!!!

[tropicana]

now im loving this thread a lot...

knock knock!

who's there?

sherlock!

sherlock who?

sherlock your door, someone can break in!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Arkansas.

Arkansas who?

I bet Arkansas wood faster than you can!

[southerngale]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[chadtm80]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

KELLY YOU ARE A HUGE DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Ha Ha!! I'm glad someone did that one!!! I just didn't want to have to type all of that!!!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

John.

John who?

John the Air Force and see the world!!!


ALL DORKS WELCOME!!!!

[southerngale]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

KELLY YOU ARE A HUGE DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's why you love me... you're an even bigger dork!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive Storm2K so much!!!

-whoa that one was a real dorkenheimer!!!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Couldn't leave it on that last goobie joke so, here's a less goobie one...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!!!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

This is a great one for around the holiday. Kids love it!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eezer

Eezer who?

The Eezer Bunny!

knock knock

Who's there?

Nutter

Nutter who?

Nutter Eezer Bunny!

knock knock

Who's there?

Samoa

Samoa who?

Samoa Eezer Bunnies!

knock knock

Who's there?

Whata

Whata who?

Whata we gonna do with all these Eezer Bunnies?!

hehe

[decgirl66]

AWWW, you took my olive one! But my answer was Olive you!

Oh well, if I think of another one, I'll be back...

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

AWWW, you took my olive one! But my answer was Olive you!

Oh well, if I think of another one, I'll be back...

AWWW I'm sorry "decgirl66"!! But, hey, 'Olive you too'!!!

[southerngale]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub. I'm dwowning!

[wxmann_91]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You!

You who?




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