Were to start...I had to investigate 4 out of 7 non injury accidents within a 3 hour period (idiots from Phoenix), then, the animal control officer was off, some IDIOT trapped a skunk in his own trap and wanted it hauled off...we said NO, the chief interveined and said yes!! SO...my sargent and I respond, throw a blanket over the SOB, drove to the woods to dump it's stinky azz and YUP....you guessed it, we BOTH got hosed by the f'n skunk
!! I drive home doing 2x's the speed limit cuz I can't stand the smell of myself or my unit, get home, get out of unit in a hurry, slammed the car door WITH my index finger still on the door frame....my wife called 911 cuz I BROKE the entire tip of my index finger, cut it to the BONE (I damn near passed out from the pain plus seeing the BONE!) ....1 hour and 6 stitches LATER, go home, load up on pain meds , hour later, PAGER goes off...the chief was involved in a 3 car injury accident and THEN.....the tragic news of the 2 helicopters from Channel 3 and Channel 15 in Phoenix crash, all four killed, of which I met ALL four personally last year during a wildland fire....truly a f'd DAY!!
