Why men have better friends than women

[coriolis]

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The husband called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew what she was talking about.

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed he was still there.

[prettywitty]

ha ha ha! My girlfriends would lie for me in a New York second. But I've never asked them to.

[O Town]

LMAO!

ha ha ha! My girlfriends would lie for me in a New York second. But I've never asked them to.

Yeah, mine too. I think its great........let the men think that way.

[Miss Mary]

That was funny and for some odd reason, I thought he'd have his guy friends here at S2K chime in first. But look at the last two author's were - women.

Have you left the building yet Ed? LOL Just kidding.....

Yes indeed - true female friends are the best!

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

That was a funny one but, I couldn't get away with that one 'cause everyone who knows me, knows that I can't sleep without my Stars Wars pillow!!! I'm such a big baby, it's my "woobie" and I even take it with me when I travel!!

[TexasStooge]

[sunny]

And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not

[Andrew92]

Hey, men at least TELL THE TRUTH! For all we know, that woman could have....eh, let's not go there. Let's just say she could have done anything EXCEPT spend the night at a friend's house (and I didn't need the her friend's disconfirming her statement to figure it out).

-Andrew92

[coriolis]

And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not

(turns up headphones) La La La La La

[Andrew92]

And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not

(turns up headphones) La La La La La

Don't listen to her. Listen to me!

-Andrew92

[Miss Mary]

I see a definite line being drawn into the sand now.....he he The good guys (women) vs the bad guys? LOL

[sunny]

And men wonder WHY they are always in trouble

All you did here Ed is prove that women are trust worthy - men are not

(turns up headphones) La La La La La

Further proving my point

[coriolis]

(puts in a different CD) La de dum da de dum da.

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

(puts in a different CD) La de dum da de dum da.

[coriolis]

Sunny, you think I'd ever really try that stunt?

Let's put it this way... Not while the kids are still under 18!!!!!

[Andrew92]

:lol:


Sunny, you think I'd ever really try that stunt?

Let's put it this way... Not while the kids are still under 18!!!!!

Psssssst..... Coriolis,

Don't let the women get to you. Just plain don't do the stunt even if the kids are under 50.

Oh, and ladies, what goes around comes around.

-Andrew92

P.S. Coriolis, want a beer?

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Oh, and ladies, what goes around comes around.

-Andrew92[/quote]

Can I please stay out of that generalized group? I come in peace! I wish to do no harm and wish no harm done to me!

Best Regards,
Nikki

[Andrew92]

Oh, and ladies, what goes around comes around.

-Andrew92

Can I please stay out of that generalized group? I come in peace! I wish to do no harm and wish no harm done to me!

Best Regards,
Nikki [/quote]

OK, maybe that was more for Sunny, but it still has a point.

Just trying to look out for the guys here, that's all.

-Andrew92

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

I can totally understand that one!! keep up the fun fight, it is all in fun anyway, or should be!!

[chadtm80]

Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?

A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.