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Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:04 pm
by TexasStooge
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:19 pm
by decgirl66
I LOVE IT!! :jump:

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:16 pm
by Beam
Hahahahahaha!

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:11 pm
by O Town
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:31 pm
by Windswept
Image

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:55 pm
by sweetpea
LOVE IT!!!

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:51 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
Definitely the best I've ever heard!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:30 pm
by DanKellFla
:lol: :lol: :cheesy:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:35 pm
by Meso
hahaha

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:34 pm
by MSRobi911
:cheesy: :cheesy: :jump: :woo: :ggreen: :ggreen: :rofl: :rofl:

That was fantastic!!!


Mary

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:40 pm
by tropicana
ok ok why don't i get this joke? is it just me? its driving me crazy.
enlighten me someone.

-justin-

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:44 pm
by MSRobi911
tropicana wrote:ok ok why don't i get this joke? is it just me? its driving me crazy.
enlighten me someone.

-justin-



How old are you Justin?

Mary

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:27 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
The question was, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?!!"

Now we know the answer!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:08 am
by tropicana
28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:40 pm
by TreasureIslandFLGal
I loved this joke so much that I had to e-mail it to my parents and my Uncle, who's got a zinger for every occasion!! Thanks so much for sharing this one!! 8-) 8-) 8-)

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:28 pm
by wxmann_91
tropicana wrote:28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

I still don't :(

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:45 am
by TreasureIslandFLGal
wxmann_91 wrote:
tropicana wrote:28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

I still don't :(


"Which CAME first, the chicken or the egg?"- Obviously the chicken "CAME" first 'cause the chicken's satisfied and smoking a cigarette and the egg is going to sleep DISsatisfied! It a sexual innuendo type of joke! Get it?!! 8-) 8-) 8-)

Re: Probably The Best Chicken Joke Ever

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:22 am
by tropicana
wxmann_91 wrote:
tropicana wrote:28, and yes i NOW get it!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhhaha

-justin-

I still don't :(



i'm so glad i am not the only one not to have gotten this joke at first hahaha i kept reading and re-reading it over and over and over for 2 days and for 2 nights, i couldn't sleep thinking about it hahaa
i've slept soundly ever since.

-justin-