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Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:56 pm
by n7ekg
Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
10. Assures viewers heavy downpour of spiders should end by midday
9. During weather report, finishes three cans of Pringles
8. Begins segment with "A big shout-out to my main dude, Sam the Snowman"
7. How else do you explain seeing a Doppler 4000 in local pawn shop?
6. Segues to sports guy by saying, "Now here's the narc"
5. Between "Thun-" and "-der", a 3-minute pause while he stares into camera
4. Stands next to map of U.S., screams, "Fear me, I'm a giant!"
3. Says, "There are record highs in this area"; points to head
2. When he says, "Expect 2 to 3 inches of snow," it ain't no ski report
1. So stoned he doesn't know difference between nimbostratus clouds and stratocumulus clouds
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:10 pm
by Regit
Another sign is that his name is Mark Mathis.
Link
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:36 pm
by DanKellFla
"2. When he says, "Expect 2 to 3 inches of snow," it ain't no ski report"
True Story:
I was at a party and some redneck boasted that he could drink a whole case of beer and walk straight. Some guy looked over and responded, "I can do six lines of coke and live."
The response was silence.
FYI, that coke head is still alive and in recovery.
And,
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:21 pm
by Opal storm
Well this has got be a sign of something...
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:34 pm
by O Town
Opal storm wrote:Well this has got be a sign of something...
That is hilarious I haven't seen that one!
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:14 am
by flwxwatcher
O Town wrote:Opal storm wrote:Well this has got be a sign of something...
That is hilarious I haven't seen that one!
Roid rage??
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:38 am
by Cyclenall
Regit wrote::lol:
Another sign is that his name is Mark Mathis.
Link
Aww, you beat me to it!
I thought of Mark Mathis instantly when I saw the title. I can't believe he is allowed to do half the stuff he does on there.
More of Mark Mathis (on drugs I suspect
):
here and
here and
Tom Green acting insane.
Was he fired? If so, I'm surprised he lasted that long.
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:46 am
by Regit
Cyclenall wrote:Regit wrote::lol:
Another sign is that his name is Mark Mathis.
Link
Aww, you beat me to it!
I thought of Mark Mathis instantly when I saw the title. I can't believe he is allowed to do half the stuff he does on there.
More of Mark Mathis (on drugs I suspect
):
here and
here and
Tom Green acting insane.
Was he fired? If so, I'm surprised he lasted that long.
He's now in Colorado. I don't know why he left Charlotte.
He was my local weatherman for a while on WBTW out of Florence, SC. He was suspended for a while after dressing up as Elvis and simulating a fart in the face of the anchor. His Elvis was a whole act for the Halloween forecast and remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV. He returned briefly after that, then left for good. He did appear on WBTW earlier this year for a tribute piece, so apparently there aren't sour grapes.
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:50 am
by Cyclenall
Regit wrote:He's now in Colorado. I don't know why he left Charlotte.
He was my local weatherman for a while on WBTW out of Florence, SC. He was suspended for a while after dressing up as Elvis and simulating a fart in the face of the anchor. His Elvis was a whole act for the Halloween forecast and remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV. He returned briefly after that, then left for good. He did appear on WBTW earlier this year for a tribute piece, so apparently there aren't sour grapes.
I think he got fired. That must have been so insanly funny to watch that scene of him doing that Elvis thing. I wonder if that exact one is on the Internet.
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:26 pm
by Category 5
Regit wrote::lol:
Another sign is that his name is Mark Mathis.
Link
You stole what I was gonna say.
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:07 pm
by Regit
Cyclenall wrote:Regit wrote:He's now in Colorado. I don't know why he left Charlotte.
He was my local weatherman for a while on WBTW out of Florence, SC. He was suspended for a while after dressing up as Elvis and simulating a fart in the face of the anchor. His Elvis was a whole act for the Halloween forecast and remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV. He returned briefly after that, then left for good. He did appear on WBTW earlier this year for a tribute piece, so apparently there aren't sour grapes.
I think he got fired. That must have been so insanly funny to watch that scene of him doing that Elvis thing. I wonder if that exact one is on the Internet.
Well I read an article once that the station's ratings went through the roof once he started. Wonder what he would have done to get fired.