Kids Views On Relationships

[TexasStooge]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, 6

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8.

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
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"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."
Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10

[Category 5]

LOL.

Suprised at their answers.

I thought girls were evil at their age.

[Cyclenall]

Some of the answers are surprisingly not too idiotic by some of the kids. Some make some sense and some are just funny.

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
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"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8

This is the funnest part.

[DanKellFla]

[Cookiely]

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, 9
Anita is an extremely intelligent little girl.

[Andrew92]

Excuse me, Anita is NOT intelligent at all! Men can clean up just fine by themselves! Can't we, guys?

And Category 5, you think girls are evil at that age. I'm so disappointed in you. Girls are evil, PERIOD, no matter what age. I'm assuming you're a guy, I thought you would know better than that! Just trying to help you out.

I do agree with what Martin said about dating however, that lies are told to make dates interested in a second date.

And Roberta, touche! It would just be boys coming after girls? You sure the other way around doesn't happen? It's happened to me.....

*running away quickly so the girls can't chase me, poke me, whatever....*

-Andrew92

[Category 5]

And Category 5, you think girls are evil at that age. I'm so disappointed in you. Girls are evil, PERIOD, no matter what age. I'm assuming you're a guy, I thought you would know better than that! Just trying to help you out.

Last I checked.

[Beam]

You may argue with men, but you can't argue with math.

[Andrew92]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[artist]

I love those!

[Category 5]

You may argue with men, but you can't argue with math.

I better not let my girlfriend see this

I nearly fell out of my chair.

[Cyclenall]

You may argue with men, but you can't argue with math.

There is an error with that, money is not the root of all evil, it's the love of money that is the root of all evil .

[dizzyfish]

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10




Um guys, yes we are EVIL and we know it. Accept us and get over it!

[Category 5]

]Accept us and get over it!

We don't want to