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Hurricane Jokes

#1 Postby olddude » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:32 pm

Post a little storm humor before the season heats up!

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to stay with you.
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling.
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities.
3. Days off from work.
2. Candles.

1 And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
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Re: Hurricane Jokes

#2 Postby Tropigal » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:16 pm

What did one hurricane say to the other?
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#3 Postby Opal storm » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:22 pm

Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Re: Hurricane Jokes

#4 Postby O Town » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:42 pm

Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?

Blow me? :lol:
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#5 Postby Opal storm » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:05 pm

O Town wrote:
Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?

Blow me? :lol:

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Re: Hurricane Jokes

#6 Postby Tropigal » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:18 pm

O Town wrote:
Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?

Blow me? :lol:


My answer was: I have my eye on you.

But I like your answer better! :D
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#7 Postby JonathanBelles » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:25 pm

O Town wrote:
Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?

Blow me? :lol:


Thats were my mind went when I read it first.
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#8 Postby Andrew92 » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:23 pm

1: Knock-knock
2: Who's there?
1: Hera
2: Hera who?
1: Hera canes are coming so stay safe!
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#9 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:05 am

Opal storm wrote:Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they go they take your house and car with them.


That is now my favorite cane joke ever!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#10 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:58 am

:roflmao: You folks are a HOOT!!! :roflmao:
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#11 Postby olddude » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:32 am

Q: What does a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer. :roll:
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Re: Hurricane Jokes

#12 Postby dizzyfish » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:27 am

:uarrow: I'll keep that one with my redneck jokes! :lol: :lol: :lol:

OTown - that is hysterical!!! :lol:
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#13 Postby Chacor » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:34 am

I wonder... humans have the Macarena dance... hurricanes have the Fujiwhara dance. :lol:
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Re: Hurricane Jokes

#14 Postby CajunMama » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:54 am

O Town wrote:
Tropigal wrote:What did one hurricane say to the other?

Blow me? :lol:



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Re: Hurricane Jokes

#15 Postby Tropigal » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:39 am

What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
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#16 Postby O Town » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:07 pm

Ow! I have something in my eye!

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Hurricane nightmares

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What keeps little hurricanes awake at night

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Many more HERE
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#17 Postby Tropigal » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:30 pm

oops! I reposted olddude's joke. Sorry about that, its been one heck of a week!
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#18 Postby Aslkahuna » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:08 pm

This one's a bit raunchy- Why should all hurricanes have men's names? So they will peter out when they hit the Virgin Islands.

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#19 Postby olddude » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:18 pm

Why don't hurricanes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?


-It is a no spin zone
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