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angelwing
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Dear Tide

#1 Postby angelwing » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:43 pm

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you
have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom
always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my
fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally
started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to
another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my
new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative,
and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA
tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I was no longer considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!!

Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a
great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
Sincerely,

a Satisfied Customer
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#2 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:49 pm

:roflmao:
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#3 Postby southerngale » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:09 pm

I got Dr. Pepper all over my monitor when I got to the Hefty bag part. :lol:
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#4 Postby Tropigal » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:19 pm

That was GREAT!!!

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#5 Postby drezee » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:44 am

BRILLANT!
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#6 Postby MomH » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:55 pm

drezee wrote:BRILLANT!


I agree!
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#7 Postby O Town » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:45 pm

:crazyeyes:

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