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Good News/Bad News

#1 Postby angelwing » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:12 am

Edna and Ralph were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, she sais, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sounds mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he is dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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#2 Postby HurricaneHunter914 » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:59 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby vbhoutex » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:22 am

One of the best I have seen in a while!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!
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#4 Postby southerngale » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:39 am

:roflmao:
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#5 Postby JonathanBelles » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:52 am

HAHAHA!!!
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#6 Postby tropicana » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:15 pm

That was soooooooooo funny, i almost died laughing. I had to share it with everyone at work, now the whole place is in fits of laughter.

sooooooooooo funny hahahhahaha thanks for sharing that joke.
hahahaha

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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:03 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#8 Postby O Town » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:11 pm

That there was a knee slapper.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#9 Postby yoda » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:46 pm

:eek: :lol:
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