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Visit to the Gyn

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:28 pm
by angelwing
Subject: VISIT TO THE GYN

A middle-aged woman

seemed sheepish as she

visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor,

"you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that,"

the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"That night," she went on, "I went again,

plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored,

"I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting

hand on her shoulder.
" There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."

(Ready for this?)

































"You're simply going through the change!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:07 pm
by JenBayles
You HAD to say it.... you just HAD to say it! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:09 pm
by Stephanie
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:18 pm
by Cookiely
Sounds like the goose that laid the golden egg. Maybe she will get around to plinking susan b. anthony dollars.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:55 pm
by vbhoutex
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:19 pm
by CajunMama
I was actually chuckling outload with this joke!

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:59 pm
by Canelaw99
very funny - that's gettin' copied and forwarded to my email friends....

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:01 pm
by MississippiHurricane
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! At this rate it will be dollars then 5,10,20,50,100 dollar bills and she will be rich! :D

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:59 pm
by MSRobi911
Loved it!!!! That was hilliarious!!!! I also will be copying and email to my friends.

Mary