Made her point

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Made her point

#1 Postby angelwing » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:11 pm

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked for a couple of dollars for dinner. She got ten dollars out of my purse and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No; I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told her.
"'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?"she asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" she asked.
"Are you NUTS?!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," she said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that, I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman said, "That's okay. It's important for my husband to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
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#2 Postby Stephanie » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:14 pm

GREAT point!
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