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I.R.S. Tips and Tricks... (Joke)

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:16 am

1. Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:
They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

2. How are an apple and a I.R.S. agent alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

3. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

4. What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

5. What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.

6. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.

7. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.

8. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.

9. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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