STORM2K

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:29 pm**

Subject: 2 Videos - which to buy?

PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?
The Titanic or the Clinton Video?

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullXXXX artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary .... basically the same thing.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:34 pm**

LOL!

ROTFLMAO!

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:37 pm**

ROFLOL!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:40 pm**

LMAO!!!! That's a goodin'.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:42 pm**

ROFL--that was a good one, MF!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:54 pm**

LOL! That's one of best one's I've heard in a long time.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:11 pm**

ROFL....I didn't buy either. I opted instead for "Red Dawn"....on sale last week for $3.99 at Family Dollar

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:30 pm**

Still like Red Dawn after all these years! Launched a career for a few actors and actresses.

Monica was launched.

Clinton was benched.

Their movie should be called Red Dusk.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:41 pm**

Yeah...all these leftists that whine and protest about the U.S. fighting a war in Iraq (or elsewhere) should sit down and watch Red Dawn....over and over again..

As horrible as war overseas is....war on our own soil would be 10,000 times worse