Two Old Men------
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:32 am
Two old men think they are close to their last days on earth and decide to
have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local
brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her
manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.
These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.
They won't know the difference. Her manager does as she is told and the two
old men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they are
walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead", says his friend, "Why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His
friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on her neck and I gave her a
little bite...... then she farted and flew out the window!
have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local
brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her
manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.
These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.
They won't know the difference. Her manager does as she is told and the two
old men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they are
walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead", says his friend, "Why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His
friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on her neck and I gave her a
little bite...... then she farted and flew out the window!
