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Finally, a forward for the guys!

I've seen so many of those "Adult Ed Courses for Men" jokes, but never one about women.

And I'll even admit that I could probably benefit from signing up for a few (especially #11).


ADULT ED COURSES FOR WOMEN

Women may think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

I always love your posts Dee Bee. On these I so agree with are
4, 8, 18, & 20

4. Yes, if the house isn't on fire don't interrupt me when I'm watching football, especially in a tight game with 5 minutes or less left in the 4th quarter or overtime.

8. Yes, and we men could use that one too.

18. Why get irate about a compliment, that doesn't make sense to me. (whether it's just being nice or heartfelt)

20. YES I agree with this one the most!! I absoutely HATE dancing. (it feels very awkward to me) I'd much rather take a lady to a movie or dinner or any other potiental date that doesn't requrie dancing.