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Christmas Cookies

It is almost that time of the year so here is a repeat
of a recipe that
you may have misplaced....Here is how to make my
favorite Christmas
Cookies.........

Christmas Cookie Ingredients

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour
one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in
a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK, try another
cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS